Your Thoughts Exactly..."Right?"

Forget health food. I'am at an age where i need all the preservatives I can get.

If there is no chocolate in heaven I'm not going.

As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

I would be unstoppable. if I could just get started.

Out of estrogen. Next mood swing : 2minutes.

The quickest way for a parent to get child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.

You can't stay young forever. But you can be immature for the rest of your life.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay they know me here.

If you leave me can I come too?

Gone crazy. back soon