Friday, February 3, 2012

Funny quotes of corporate world



1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. 


2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. 


3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 


4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 


5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 


6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources. 


7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 


8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. 


And lastly... 


9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.