- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha guitry
- A man interested an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘you can have mine.’ - Anonymous
- A Good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. -Rodney Dangerfield
- By all means marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates
- ‘some people ask the secret of our long marriage. we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’ - Anonymous
- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. – Sigmund Freud
- ‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’ -Sam Kinison
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
- whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
- whenever you’re right, shut up. -Patrick Murra
- First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy : ‘you’re lucky,mine’s still alive.’ – Anonymous
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. then we met. -Henny Youngman
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -Anonymous
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… -Nash
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